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TROY RICHARD CARR

Available for lifting, stacking, machine operation, general labor, and the spreadsheet situation you have been meaning to deal with.

262.391.8137 • troyrichardcarr@gmail.com • link.themidnightgarden.club

01  The deal

I am overqualified for the job I am asking you for, and I am asking anyway. Hire me for labor: I stack, load, run machines, and keep pace with anyone on your floor. If I am still around in two weeks, I will quietly start fixing the systems around the work too: the order flow, the whiteboard schedule, the pile of paper by the register.

02  Things I have operated

03  Numbers I will happily explain in person

23 d → <1order turnaround after I rebuilt the fulfillment flow end to end
71%fewer customer complaints after a QC fix I designed with the operators
40+ hrsof weekly rework recovered by that same fix
90 daysto working fluency in 12+ enterprise systems: SAP, JD Edwards, Kiwiplan

04  What I am like to employ

Early. Clean work area. I read the work order before I ask questions, and I say so when something looks wrong, before it costs a shift or worse. I have seen worse. Lean Six Sigma Black Belt training, which mostly means I cannot walk past waste without itching. I do not need to be told twice, and I do not need to be watched.

The long version lives behind that code.
Work samples, references, the full history, and the tools I have built. Scan it on your break. Page two is the part that does not fit on a normal resume.
Page two · the part that does not fit on a normal resume

THE SECOND EMPLOYEE

Everything below exists and runs today for paying clients of my consultancy, The Midnight Garden. I built all of it myself. If your business runs on paper, whiteboards, and a website from 2014, I can fix that in the evenings while working your floor by day. That is not a hypothetical. It is my favorite move.

05  How this usually goes

WEEK 1
I move what needs moving. You forget I am new.
WEEK 2
I ask about the quoting spreadsheet. You are rightly suspicious.
WEEK 3
The spreadsheet is a system. It emails you now.
WEEK 4
We have a different conversation about my schedule.
Hire the hands today.
The rest is included.
262.391.8137
troyrichardcarr@gmail.com
link.themidnightgarden.club
Ask me about the crane.
Lean Six Sigma Black Belt training (WCTC) · Behavioral Psychology coursework (UW-Waukesha) · Rough Carpentry & Building Maintenance (Southwest Tech) · References on request, and they will pick up.